tokeflow:

why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong

11 hours ago WITH 13,107 notes VIA loyalsins (Source: cokeflow)

fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

11 hours ago WITH 30,207 notes VIA consultingparacosmist (Source: fugrats)

sherlocksjump:

or someone who’s into nurse roleplaying and light domination?

11 hours ago WITH 1,911 notes VIA guinerevere (Source: sherlocksjump)

“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?”

For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl 

Wow.

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lordvoldergasm:

Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe

11 hours ago WITH 16,397 notes VIA fandomsaremyhorcruxes (Source: lordvoldergasm)

peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.

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“On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.”

Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)

BOOM

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13 hours ago WITH 59,775 notes VIA nlkleinschmidt (Source: andotherdoublemeanings)

camplazlo:

I CAN T STOP LAUGHING

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Tagged as: The Office,
nobodyreadsgreek whispered: I've burned people for less, katie. just keep that in mind
13 hours ago

she told me i was going to be burned for posting this photo

13 hours ago
Tagged as: me,nobodyreadsgreek,

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

14 hours ago WITH 25,884 notes VIA blainesdreamiskurt (Source: wishcave)

epic-humor:

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

see more

14 hours ago WITH 146,530 notes VIA consultingparacosmist (Source: stevebrule)

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

15 hours ago WITH 81,747 notes VIA blainesdreamiskurt (Source: lexuswillow)